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I was on camp once as a child. They took us to a zoo, terrible places at the best of times. There was a monkey there, tapping a tray on the floor of it's cage nonchalantly. Outside a sign warned of this poor creature's hobby. As a friend approached in ignorance, or stupidity, the ape hit the ground running, scooping up shit as it charged, then launched a shower of faeces through the bars.
