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Shit Conjuror

by Complaints Department

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Simon Smith
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Simon Smith This man is obviously a genius. Buy everything. Send him naked photos of yourself Favorite track: The over 40s on drugs.
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Some of this might sound a bit aggressive, I know. I'm not an aggressive sort really. It's just the internet, well, it enables you to be someone you're not. I've seen your Facebook and Instagram pages, looking all great, having a fine old time, doing all those amazing things and all with those really informed opinions. Really, you're great...

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released September 10, 2018

fart machine, feedback, new guitar, squeaky thing, Alan's synth, delicate vocalisations, violin and bells all played by me.

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Complaints Department London, UK

I was on camp once as a child. They took us to a zoo, terrible places at the best of times. There was a monkey there, tapping a tray on the floor of it's cage nonchalantly. Outside a sign warned of this poor creature's hobby. As a friend approached in ignorance, or stupidity, the ape hit the ground running, scooping up shit as it charged, then launched a shower of faeces through the bars. ... more

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